necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

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gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

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controllare:

imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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